Okay so there was a blonde who was rowing her boat in the middle of a feild. There was no water around..Nowhere! But here comes a “smart blonde”. She stops her car on the side of the road, goes to the edge of the field and shouts, “IT’S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT MAKES US SMART BLONDES LOOK INCREDIBLY DUMB! IF I COULD SWIM I COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR BUTT!!”

There were three women on deth row. One was a redhead. One was a brunet. One was a blond.

The officers came and got the redhead. They asked her did she have any last words. She siad “No.” So he got his gun, cocked it, and said,”Ready, Aim,” The girl yelled out,”TORNADO” every one turned around and she ran away.

The officers went and got the Brunet. They asked her did she have any last words. She said “No.” So he got his gun, cocked it, and said, “Ready, Aim,” The brunet yelled out, “HURICANE!” Every one turned around and she ran away.

The officers went and got the blond. They asked her did she have any last words. She said “No.” So he got his gun, cocked it, and said,”Ready, Aim,” the Blond yelled out, “FIRE!”

 There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead running away from the cops. They stopped at a farm and hid. The brunette went to hide with the horses and wen the cops went by, she neighed and they didnt notice. the redhead hid with the cows and mooed when the cops went by. the blonde hid behind a potato sack,  and wen the police went by, she said "potatoe" and she got arrested.

there was a blonde, brunette and redhead stranded on an island. they were 3 miles from shore. they all wanted to try swimming to shore so the brunette swam 2 miles, then sank. the redhead went 1 mile, then sank and the blonde, swam 2 miles, than she said she was tired and swam back.